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That's repository, not suppository...  :)
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  April 12, 2001Your subliminal message here...
Well...  Again, a big slow-down in updates.  Sorry kids.  Let me bring you up to speed.  I'm probably going to buy a house.  (Read: All Hardware fundage on hold.)  I'm getting married in June.  (Read: All Hardware fundage on hold.)  ; )  And I've been working 60+ hours per week for Nivo.  But life is good...  These are all good things.  And now you can keep tabs on me while I'm at work.  You see, I have a web cam going!  WOO HOO!  So remember, even if the updates slow down, I'm still alive and I still read my email.  So just send me a message telling me to get off my lazy ass and I'll get some updates posted!  Peace out, loyal follower!

  March 23, 2001
Hey hey, kids!  Who do you love!?  I've added lots of good information to the Home Networking Guide.  It's in the tech section if you're interested in taking a look.  Now includes stuff on DHCP, servers, running wire, and some other really useful junk.  Enjoy!

  March 15, 2001HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
It's 12:30 in the morning.  I was restless and wanted to work on this thing.  I thought I'd give my web site more character.  I've added stuff to most of the pages.  (But it isn't OBVIOUS stuff.)  If you want a hint, go here.  This 'stuff' will be on most or all new pages I do.  I'm going to sleep now, the hallucinations are really starting to bug me.  (Note to self:  redrum[RETAL<-LATER]  Put up a nifty Photoshop graphic.  Check it out in the computer graphics section.

  March 14, 2001ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US !!
Hello, my friends!  Good news!  www.NetworkError.org now belongs to me!  Muahahahahahaha!  EYE O\/\/|\|Z JOO!  So pretty soon, we'll be leaving our Geocities home for a real home!  (Don't worry, Geocities will still host neterroronline as a portal.)  It'll still be several weeks before we move to our own static IP.  Can't wait to see you there!  [Later on that same day]  Just threw up a page that has a listing of all my hardware.  Even has some pictures and stuff.  If you want to check it out, go here.  Peace out.  (I'm oh so fly.)  [Even later]  I put up pictures of Mysti, My Family, and even a few of me.  Check them out in the Friends SectionALL YOUR NETWORKERROR.ORG ARE BELONG TO US !!

  March 8, 2001WHAT YOU SAY !!
Hello, my friends!  I'm back!  It's been a while so prepare yourself for a long update.  <Deep Inhale>  First, I'm now working from home.  (Crumby modem connection to the internet.)  I love working from home.  It rocks.  Second, I just finished installing Front Page about 2 minutes ago.  About 6 minutes before that, I finished downloading all the source files from my web space so I could start doing updates again.  In short, I'm set up again and the updates should be forthcoming on a more regular basis again.  I apologize for the lag.  Now that I'm set up from home, I should be pretty rock solid.  In other news...  The LAN party went pretty well...  (Except that Team Fortress Classic was verbally bashed repeatedly and we ended up playing more 'realistic games'.  Thus alienating the 2 attending girls.)  Bummer, but it was still fun.  I may do another one someday...  Someday next year...  In other news, I'm getting 2 Wide SCSI drives set up in my main home machine.  (A K6-2 350 Mhz machine.)  And...  that's about it for me...  I'll try to get a bit more content up here soon.  And this entry is becoming way to long so I'm signing off.

  February 8, 2001YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME !!
Isn't it odd how updates are actually coming more frequently now?  Weird, man.  I've just added my shrine to ZeroWing.  It's an odd category so I put links in Hobbies, Games, and Rant.  :)  It's pretty hilarious (for those who enjoy odd geeky humor like that.)  Enjoy.  Also, remember, LAN PARTY!!!  Feb 17th at 1:00.

  February 7, 2001HA HA HA HA !!
Ok...  I know what you're thinking.  Just yesterday I said no more updates for a while and now I'm putting an entire new section in.  I'm just prize crazy, what can I say.  I've just added the Rant.  Hope you like it.  (Send something in, if you want.)  I've also started the Rant off with a little piece to help job seekers with some possible answers to those hard interview questions.

  February 6, 2001TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG !!
Greetings, my friend.  My job here at Intel has come to an unfortunate end.  To celebrate, I'm posting my Resume on NEO.  It may be a while before I get some more content up here.  I'm sorry.  I'll still be available to help answer questions and stuff, though.

  February 2, 2001YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING !!
Hey...  Um...  Haven't updated in a little while.  Sorry.  I'm having a LAN party and you can come if you want.  :)  Check it out ------>  LAN PARTY!  Other than that, no news.

  January 24, 2001MOVE ZIG !!
Um...  No much going on right now.  I got engaged to Mysti so page updates will probably be less frequent now.  (I'm gettin' married.  That's Mega-Neat0.)

  January 19, 2001FOR GREAT JUSTICE !!
Tweaked the index (opening page) and made it pre-cache the graphics a little more efficiently.  This should help out the modem users a little.  In other news, it's my birthday tomorrow...  So if you would all send me a little something, that'd be great.  [Later]  I can't believe I misspelled 'Friend'.  I had to re-do that graphic.  It's kinda big...  All well...  I made the mission/site map page better to.

  January 18, 2001
Well...  I just did a big ol' update so here's a big ol' post to go along with it!  You may have noticed that I've redecorated.  I re-did all the graphics on the page.  I thought the page still lacked that 'professional edge' so I spent many hours getting it just how I wanted it.  Also, last night, I realized that Network Error Online abbreviated was N.E.O.  I thought that was really MegaNeat0 so I'm going to start referring to my page as such sometimes...  Coincidences that cool are to to good to pass up.  As for content, nothing new today.  I've been a bit busy getting all the graphics re-cut.  I've about got it down to an art so you may see graphic updates again in the not-to-distant future.  Thanks for stopping by.

  January 17, 2001
Got a new piece up about Remote Controlling computers over a network or Internet connection.  I love doing RC stuff.  It's a blast and it's pretty easy to get in to.  It's great for Admin, Telecommuting, Pranks, and just Remote Controlling a computer from any location.

  January 16, 2001
Good morning!  I just finished tweaking graphics so this page and the Computer Graphics page should load a bit faster.  : )  I also fixed the buggered top stretch graphic.  Man that was bugging me!  Next, I was going to build a guide to making your own computer.  It may be a while in the works.  (There's a lot to it.)  So I'll get back to you later on that.  Hmm...  I think I'll break it into sections.  G'day.  [After Hammering the Keyboard like a Mad HaX0r]  Ok...  I finished the first faze of the 'Building Your Own Computer' guide and it's posted in the tech section.  It covers the basic construct of a computer and some things to consider when designing or shopping.  Good read if you're fuzzy on basic computer architecture.  Party on, Wayne!  [A little later]  After an hour of tracking an elusive Script bug that randomly appears on all my pages, I've finally figured out that GeoCities is causing them.  They're little advertisement box sometimes has errors in its script.  Please excuse this.  I'm very sorry.  I'm looking forward to getting this on a privately hosted server!

  January 15, 2001
Hey hey!  I uploaded some more Computer Graphics Picts, just for you....  All for you!  Because I love you, man (or woman/girl)!  Have a powerful day and please continue to kick arse!  [The 4th dimension rolls on by]  I've updated the friends section a little.  I've even posted a picture of my wonderful girl friend!  I'll get more up later...  Word, G!  <He he...  I'm pretty fly>

  January 11, 2001
Updated opening page.  Added a counter.  Drank a lot of Dr. Pepper and ate a few Caffeine Mints.  I'm feelin' mighty happy!  ...  Maybe tomorrow I'll actually put some real content up here.  Yeah...  That'd be Spiffy.

  January 10, 2001
I rebuilt the opening page and added a nifty little graphic to make it look a little more professional.  I also added a few little pics to the Computer Graphics section.  Hope you like.  Thanks for coming.

  January 5, 2001
Updated this page, added a mission page, and made the 'me' page a bit more intelligible. Also added a graphic to the computer art page.  I'd like to send a shout out to Jon.  HEY, JON!  What's up, my good homie friend?  I'm done.  Thanks for indulging me.  Be well, and bring joy joy feelings to all around you.  [After the alien abduction...]  Whoa..  weird.  Anyway.  I just got back from...  where was I?  Must have been exciting...  And I created the Ergonomics section in the Tech section.  I've already got two articles under it.  Check it out...

  January 4, 2001
Alrighty...  I just finished updating the OS Comparison and Home Networking Guide.  (The guide is a much better read now.)  If you want to know more about networking, check it out.  Happy surfing...  Catch you on the flip side.

  January 3, 2001
Hey hey, kids!  It's been a few weeks so I thought I'd jump on and do a minor update.  (AMD vs. Intel atricle updated.)  When my life slows down just a little, I'll be getting more stuff on here, quicker.  Between apartment hunting and being unofficial tech support for my family, I'm a bit swamped.  I'll get chopping on this page soon, promise.  Until then, please be patient and flame me often!  Thanks for visiting.  Keep on surfin'.  [Time passes]  Ok...  I just finished my OS comparison and quick guide to home networking.  They're in the tech section if you want to check them out.  I'm heading home.  Goodnight, Jonboy...

  December 22, 2000
Not much since yesterday.  I had to rebuild this [silly] page about 4 times to get all the tables to work right.  That's just messed up.  But things are smooth now, so I'm going to work up some initial content and through this baby on the web.  [Later That Same Day]  I had forgotten how much geocities/yahoo ID's bugged me.  Everything is either used (or in the case of the word 'network', illegal to use.)  But, I'm here.  I've arrived at my final destination and my web page is getting all cossy in it's new home.  Now I think I'll go have a nutritious lunch of a snickers bar and Dr. Pepper.  [Later Still]  Now that I'm all pumped up on sugar, I'd better get some more editing in before I come off this high.  ...  And Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukah.  I almost forgot.  [Even Later...]  I got my AMD vs. Intel thang up.  <Pat on back.>  So check it out, if you want to.  I'll try to get more content up (especially pictures) soon...  Weee...  This is fun.  A web page that's actually easy to update!  I love it.  My others were so painful.  I'm giddy like a little girl!  Now I just gotta figure out how to kill that GeoCities thing in the upper right corner.  All well...

  December 21, 2000
The first post!  Woo Hoo!  After a few days in Photoshop, notepad, FrontPage, and Photo Editor, I've got my page to a point that I can actually start putting stuff on it!  Now I've just got to find a server to put it on.  But enough about me.  To you, welcome.  Thanks for coming.  Glad you could make it.

I'd like to say how happy I am to have finally finished my first real web page (from scratch.)  And I'm overjoyed that you've come to visit me in my new home.  (Or new world, whatever you want to call it.)  Since this thing isn't even on the web yet, I'll be quick.  This page is a peek into my life.  I've made several web pages and the 'what shall it be about' question always eludes me.  I'm an expert on me, so that's what this one's about.  My name is NetworkError.  Pleased to meet you.

On this page you'll find information that is about me, or what I'm into.  (Such as computer hardware, OS, hacking, writing, art, my favorite games, my friends, ...  well...  look at the menu's on the left.  I don't want to be to redundant.)  And since most people can't read more than 5 sentences on the web without wearing out their attention span, I'll finish up now.  Hope you find something cool here.

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