«FRIENDS»

Here it is!  A claim to fame for all my friends.  This is on here so that my friends will actually visit my page.  And maybe they'll even show some of their friends my page.  (Ok, that's not it really.  I like my friends and have some embarrassing pictures of most of them.  They go here, with their permission of course.)  So take a gander at some of the wonders nature has created as you browse through my collection of friends.  And if you are listed on here, drop me a line, buddy!

Mysti
Mysti's my tall, blonde Wife-To-Be.  Most would say we're joined at the hip, but I usually tell them "not till later".  We hang out whenever we're not asleep or working.  She's got this knack for making her eyes change color daily.  They're usually blue, green, gray, or somewhere in between.  (I don't know how she does that.  It's not contacts...  hmmmm...)  We're usually pretty boarding, being that we're both over 19 years old now.  (I know I know.  We're so old!  Technically, since we live in Utah, that is getting up there.  : )  It'll be any day now that we start watching Little House on the Prairie religiously.  Bummer.
ALL MYSTI'S BASE ARE BELONG TO ME !!
She's a wonderful girl and I often find myself dragging her on adventures with me.  (Like taking her for a ride down the side of a cliff on my motorcycle.  Or riding off jumps on my motorcycle/snowmobile.  Sometimes I just ride really fast until she squeezes me so tight I can't breath.  That's fun!)  She's nice.  She puts up with all my crap.  (Believe me, I've got a lot of crap.)  I'm even slowly turning her to the way of the geek.  She's toasted me on Half Life more times than I can count, (usually goes by the handle 'FlameKitten') and she's starting to ask questions about hardware that I don't know the answer to.  (My little girl's growing up.)  She's also been talking about getting a new computer made me build her a new computer.  Well...  She didn't make me...  But..  You know...  (Yeah. That's right.  My girl plays video games with me and is somewhat into computers.  Did I score or what?!)  I'm a lucky lucky boy!  And here's a picture.  It's a crumby one taken through Jon's video camera and touched up in Photoshop.

I promised pictures...  HERE'S MYSTI'S PICTURES!

Jon & Rachel
My good friend Jon (Tao Lung/Sun Tzu) and his mail order bride Rachel.  (I'm sorry.  She's not a mail order bride.  I'm a bad (pale) geek.  Rachel, please don't kick my little, wimpy, geek butt.)  They live down south in Ephram, (well out of range for malicious butt kickings.) and they go to Snow Collage.  They live in a really big, spacious, run-down apartment.  (It's the perfect bachelor pad, but Jon's not a bachelor.  He's got the best of both worlds!)  We get down there whenever we can (we being Mysti and I).  Jon and I make movies, play D&D, and try to include the women in everything we do.  Otherwise they do mean things to us in our sleep.
!! EGASSEM LANIMILBUS, YLOHNU, SSELDOG, LIVE, NA SI SIHT
Jon and I have been hanging out since high school.  That's not saying a lot, but I think it's cool.  People used to think I was his little brother.  WHO'S LITTLE NOW!?!  Sorry.  Anyway.  That's Jon, and Rachel in an artillery shell....  Rachel's cool to.  She puts up with all my crap.  In fact, everyone who hangs out with me puts up with a lot of crap.  What's wrong with you people?  Why do you hang out with me?

I'll have some pictures of Jon and Rachel up here later.  But I promised that no internet psychos would stock them.  If you're an internet psycho, these people are off limits.  Ok?  Ok...

Others
Here's some pictures of My Family.
And here are some frightening pictures of NetworkError himself.  (Me.)

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